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INDEX OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG

WORKS OF

CHRISTOPHER
MORLEY

Compiled by David Widger

CONTENTS

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##  THE HAUNTED
BOOKSHOP

##
WHERE
THE BLUE BEGINS

##
IN
THE SWEET DRY AND DRY

##
PARNASSUS
ON WHEELS

##
KATHLEEN

##
MINCE
PIE

##  SHANDYGAFF

##
PLUM
PUDDING

##  PIPEFULS

##
SONGS
FOR A LITTLE HOUSE

##  CHIMNEYSMOKE

##
TALES
FROM A ROLLTOP DESK

THURSDAY
EVENING

TABLES OF CONTENTS OF VOLUMES

THE HAUNTED BOOKSHOP

By Christopher Morley

CONTENTS

Chapter |

I

The
Haunted Bookshop

II

The
Corn Cob Club[1]

III

Titania
Arrives

IV

The
Disappearing Volume

V

Aubrey
Walks Part Way Home—and Rides The Rest of the Way

VI

Titania
Learns the Business

VII

Aubrey
Takes Lodgings

VIII

Aubrey
Goes to the Movies, and Wishes he Knew More German

IX | Again the Narrative is Retarded

X

Roger
Raids the Ice-Box

XI

Titania
Tries Reading in Bed

XII

Aubrey
Determines to give Service that's Different

XIII

The
Battle of Ludlow Street

XIV

The
"Cromwell" Makes its Last Appearance

XV

Mr.
Chapman Waves His Wand

WHERE THE BLUE BEGINS

by Christopher Morley

CONTENTS

CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR

CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT

CHAPTER NINE
CHAPTER TEN
CHAPTER ELEVEN
CHAPTER TWELVE

CHAPTER THIRTEEN
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

IN THE SWEET DRY AND DRY

By Christopher Morley and Bart Haley

Illustrated By Gluyas Williams

CONTENTS

I.

MYSTERY
OF THE UNEXPECTED JULEP

II.

THE
HOUSE ON CARAWAY STREET

III.

INCIDENT
OF THE GOOSEBERRY BOMBS

IV.

THE
GREAT WAR BEGINS

V.

THE
TREACHERY OF MISS CHUFF

VI.

DEPARTED
SPIRITS

VII.

THE
DECANTERBURY PILGRIMS

VIII.

WITH
BENEFIT OF CLERGY

IX.

THE
ELECTION

X.

E
PLURIBUS UNUM!

XI.

IT'S
A LONG WORM THAT HAS NO TURNING

PARNASSUS ON WHEELS

By Christopher Morley

CONTENTS

CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE

CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT
CHAPTER NINE
CHAPTER TEN

CHAPTER ELEVEN
CHAPTER TWELVE
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
CHAPTER FIFTEEN

KATHLEEN

By Christopher Morley

CONTENTS

I
II
III
IV

V
VI
VII
VIII

IX
X
XI
XII
XIII

MINCE PIE

By Christopher Morley

CONTENTS

ON
FILLING AN INK_WELL

OLD
THOUGHTS FOR CHRISTMAS

CHRISTMAS
CARDS

ON
UNANSWERING LETTERS

A
LETTER TO FATHER TIME

WHAT
MEN LIVE BY

THE
UNNATURAL NATURALIST

SITTING
IN THE BARBER'S CHAIR

BROWN
EYES AND EQUINOXES

163
INNOCENT OLD MEN

A
TRAGIC SMELL IN MARATHON

BULLIED
BY THE BIRDS

A
MESSAGE FOR BOONVILLE

MAKING
MARATHON SAFE FOR THE URCHIN

THE
SMELL OF SMELLS

A
JAPANESE BACHELOR

TWO
DAYS WE CELEBRATE

THE
URCHIN AT THE ZOO

FELLOW
CRAFTSMEN

THE
KEY RING

"OWD
BOB"

THE
APPLE THAT NO ONE ATE

AS
TO RUMORS

OUR
MOTHERS

GREETING
TO AMERICAN ANGLERS

MRS.
IZAAK WALTON WRITES A LETTER TO HER MOTHER

TRUTH

THE
TRAGEDY OF WASHINGTON SQUARE

IF
MR. WILSON WERE THE WEATHER MAN

SYNTAX
FOR CYNICS

THE
TRUTH AT LAST

FIXED
IDEAS

TRIALS
OF A PRESIDENT TRAVELING ABROAD

DIARY
OF A PUBLISHER'S OFFICE BOY

THE
DOG'S COMMANDMENTS

THE
VALUE OF CRITICISM

A
MARRIAGE SERVICE FOR COMMUTERS

THE
SUNNY SIDE OF GRUB STREET

BURIAL
SERVICE FOR A NEWSPAPER JOKE

ADVICE
TO THOSE VISITING A BABY

ABOU
BEN WOODROW

MY
MAGNIFICENT SYSTEM

LETTERS TO CYNTHIA

I.
IN PRAISE OF BOOBS

II.
SIMPLIFICATION

TO
AN UNKNOWN DAMSEL

THOUGHTS
ON SETTING AN ALARM CLOCK

SONGS
IN A SHOWER BATH

ON
DEDICATING A NEW TEAPOT

THE
UNFORGIVABLE SYNTAX

VISITING
POETS

A
GOOD HOME IN THE SUBURBS

WALT
WHITMAN MINIATURES

ON
DOORS

SHANDYGAFF

By Christopher Morley

CONTENTS

The
Song of Shandygaff

Titles and Dedications

A
Question of Plumage

Don
Marquis

The
Art of Walking

Rupert
Brooke

The
Man

The
Head of the Firm

17
Heriot Row

Frank
Confessions of a Publisher's Reader

William
McFee

Rhubarb

The
Haunting Beauty of Strychnine

Ingo
Housebroken

The
Hilarity of Hilaire

A
Casual of the Sea

The
Last Pipe

Time to Light the Furnace

My
Friend

A
Poet of Sad Vigils

Trivia
Prefaces

The
Skipper

A
Friend of FitzGerald

A
Venture in Mysticism

An
Oxford Landlady

"Peacock
Pie"

The
Literary Pawnshop

A
Morning in Marathon

The
American House of Lords

Cotswold
Winds

Clouds
Unhealthy
Confessions of a Smoker

Hay
Febrifuge

Appendix:
Suggestions for Teachers.

PLUM PUDDING

Of divers Ingredients, Discreetly Blended & Seasoned

By Christopher Morley

CONTENTS

The Perfect Reader | 1
The Autogenesis of a Poet | 5
The Old Reliable | 19
In Memoriam, Francis Barton Gummere | 23
Adventures at Lunch Time | 30
Secret Transactions of the Three Hours for Lunch Club | 36
Initiation | 42
Creed of the Three Hours for Lunch Club | 47
A Preface to the Profession of Journalism | 51
Fulton Street, and Walt Whitman | 57
McSorley's | 63
A Portrait | 69
Going to Philadelphia | 73
Our Tricolour Tie | 86
The Club of Abandoned Husbands | 95
West Broadway | 100
The Rudeness of Poets | 106
1100 Words | 110
Some Inns | 115
The Club in Hoboken | 124
The Club at Its Worst | 129
A Suburban Sentimentalist | 133
Gissing | 138
A Dialogue | 143
At the Gasthof zum Ochsen | 147
Mr. Conrad's New Preface | 151
The Little House | 155
Tadpoles | 158
Magic in Salamis | 162
Consider the Commuter | 167
The Permanence of Poetry | 178
Books of the Sea | 182
Fallacious Meditations on Criticism | 192
Letting Out the Furnace | 202
By the Fireplace | 206
A City Note-Book | 210
Thoughts in the Subway | 229
Dempsey vs. Carpentier | 234
A Letter to a Sea Captain | 239

PIPEFULS

By Christopher Morley

Illustrated By Walter Jack Duncan

CONTENTS

| | | PAGE
| | Preface | vii

On
Making Friends

3

| | Thoughts on Cider | 10

One-Night
Stands

18

The
Owl Train

25

Safety
Pins

29

| | Confessions of a “Colyumist” | 34
| | Moving | 42

Surf
Fishing

48

| | “Idolatry” | 52

The
First Commencement Address

60

The
Downfall of George Snipe

63

| | Meditations of a Bookseller | 66

If
Buying a Meal Were Like Buying a House

71

| | Adventures in High Finance | 74

On
Visiting Bookshops

78

A
Discovery

83

Silas
Orrin Howes

91

Joyce
Kilmer

97

| Tales of Two Cities | | 109
I. | Philadelphia:

An
Early Train

Ridge
Avenue

The
University and the Urchin

Pine
Street

| | Pershing in Philadelphia

Fall
Fever

Two
Days Before Christmas

In
West Philadelphia

Horace
Traubel

II.

New
York:

163

The
Anatomy of Manhattan

Vesey
Street

Brooklyn
Bridge

Three
Hours for Lunch

| | Passage from Some Memoirs

First
Lessons in Clowning

House
Hunting

Long
Island Revisited

On
Being in a Hurry

| | Confessions of a Human Globule
| | Notes on a Fifth Avenue Bus

Sunday
Morning

Venison
Pasty

Grand
Avenue, Brooklyn

On
Waiting for the Curtain to Go Up

236

| | Musings of John Mistletoe | 240

The
World's Most Famous Oration

242

On
Laziness

244

| | Teaching the Prince to Take Notes | 249

A
City Notebook

253

On
Going to Bed

270

SONGS FOR A LITTLE HOUSE

By Christopher Morley

CONTENTS

SONGS
FOR A LITTLE HOUSE

BAYBERRY CANDLES
SECRET LAUGHTER
A
CHARM FOR OUR NEW FIREPLACE
SIX WEEKS OLD
THE YOUNG MOTHER
PETER PAN
THE 5:42
READING ALOUD
THE MOON-SHEEP
MAR QUONG, CHINESE LAUNDRYMAN
THE MILKMAN
IN HONOUR OF TAFFY TOPAZ
THE CEDAR CHEST
O
PRAISE ME NOT THE COUNTRY
ANIMAL CRACKERS
THE WAKEFUL HUSBAND
LIGHT VERSE
FULL MOON
MY WIFE
WASHING
THE DISHES
THE FURNACE
THE CHURCH OF UNBENT KNEES
THE NEW ALTMAN BUILDING
THE MADONNA OF THE CURB
MY PIPE
TO
A GRANDMOTHER

A
HANDFUL OF SONNETS

I
II
PEDOMETER
ARS DURA
O.
HENRY—APOTHECARY
FOR
THE CENTENARY OF KEATS'S SONNET (1816)
TWO O'CLOCK
THE COMMERCIAL TRAVELLER
THE WEDDED LOVER
TO YOU, REMEMBERING THE PAST
THE LAST SONNET

THE
WAR

IRONY
TO
A FRENCH BABY
AFTER HEARING GERMAN MUSIC
IN MEMORY OF THE AMERICAN AVIATORS KILLED IN FRANCE
THE FLAGS ON FIFTH AVENUE
"THEY"
BALLAD
OF FRENCH RIVERS
PEASANT
AND KING
TILL TWISTON WENT
TO RUDYARD KIPLING
TO
A U-BOAT
KITCHENER
MARCH 1915
DEAD SHIPS
ENGLAND,
JULY 1913 (TO RUPERT BROOKE)
TO
THE OXFORD MEN IN THE WAR
FOR
THE PRESENT TIME
AMERICA,
1917
ON VIMY RIDGE

HAY
FEVER, AND OTHER LITERARY POLLEN

HAY FEVER, IF RUDYARD KIPLING HAD IT
HAY FEVER, IF AMY LOWELL HAD IT
HAY FEVER, IF HILAIRE BELLOC HAD IT
HAY FEVER, IF EDGAR LEE MASTERS HAD IT
HYMN
TO THE DAIRYMAIDS ON BEACON STREET
ON FIRST LOOKING INTO A SUBWAY EXCAVATION
BALLAD
OF NEW AMSTERDAM
CASUALTY
AT
THE WOMEN'S CLUBS
ELEGY WRITTEN IN A COUNTRY COAL-BIN
MOONS WE SAW AT SEVENTEEN
AT
THE DOG SHOW
THE OLD SWIMMER
TO ALL MY FRIENDS
A
GRUB STREET RECESSIONAL

CHIMNEYSMOKE

By Christopher Morley

CONTENTS

| PAGE

TO
THE LITTLE HOUSE

19

A
GRACE BEFORE WRITING

20

DEDICATION
FOR A FIREPLACE

21

TAKING
TITLE

22

THE
SECRET

25

ONLY
A MATTER OF TIME

26

AT
THE MERMAID CAFETERIA

28

OUR
HOUSE

29

ON
NAMING A HOUSE

31

A
HALLOWE'EN MEMORY

32

REFUSING
YOU IMMORTALITY

35

BAYBERRY
CANDLES

36

SECRET
LAUGHTER

37

SIX
WEEKS OLD

38

A
CHARM

41

MY
PIPE

42

THE
5:42

44

PETER
PAN

48

IN
HONOR OF TAFFY TOPAZ

49

THE
CEDAR CHEST

50

READING
ALOUD

51

ANIMAL
CRACKERS

52

THE
MILKMAN

55

LIGHT
VERSE

56

THE
FURNACE

57

WASHING
THE DISHES

58

THE
CHURCH OF UNBENT KNEES

61

ELEGY
WRITTEN IN A COUNTRY COAL-BIN

62

THE
OLD SWIMMER

66

THE
MOON-SHEEP

70

SMELLS | 71

SMELLS
(JUNIOR)

72

MAR
QUONG, CHINESE LAUNDRYMAN

75

THE
FAT LITTLE PURSE

76

THE
REFLECTION

80

THE
BALLOON PEDDLER

82

LINES
FOR AN ECCENTRIC'S BOOK PLATE

86

TO
A POST-OFFICE INKWELL

89

THE
CRIB

90

THE
POET

94

TO
A DISCARDED MIRROR

97

TO
A CHILD

98

TO
A VERY YOUNG GENTLEMAN

100

TO
AN OLD-FASHIONED POET

104

BURNING
LEAVES IN SPRING

105

BURNING
LEAVES, NOVEMBER

106

A
VALENTINE GAME

107

FOR
A BIRTHDAY

108

KEATS | 111

TO
H. F. M., A SONNET IN SUNLIGHT

113

QUICKENING | 114

AT
A WINDOW SILL

115

THE
RIVER OF LIGHT

116

OF
HER GLORIOUS MADNESS

118

IN
AN AUCTION ROOM

119

EPITAPH
FOR A POET WHO WROTE NO POETRY

120

SONNET
BY A GEOMETER

121

TO
A VAUDEVILLE TERRIER

122

TO
AN OLD FRIEND

125

TO
A BURLESQUE SOUBRETTE

126

THOUGHTS
WHILE PACKING A TRUNK

129

STREETS | 130

TO
THE ONLY BEGETTER

131

PEDOMETER | 133
HOSTAGES | 134

ARS
DURA

137

O.
HENRY—APOTHECARY

138

FOR
THE CENTENARY OF KEATS'S SONNET

139

TWO
O'CLOCK

140

THE
COMMERCIAL TRAVELLER

141

THE
WEDDED LOVER

142

TO
YOU, REMEMBERING THE PAST

143

CHARLES
AND MARY

144

TO
A GRANDMOTHER

145

DIARISTS | 146

THE
LAST SONNET

147

THE
SAVAGE

148

ST.
PAUL'S AND WOOLWORTH

149

ADVICE
TO A CITY

150

THE
TELEPHONE DIRECTORY

151

GREEN
ESCAPE

153

VESPER
SONG FOR COMMUTERS

157

THE
ICE WAGON

158

AT
A MOVIE THEATRE

161

SONNETS
IN A LODGING HOUSE

163

THE
MAN WITH THE HOE (PRESS)

167

DO
YOU EVER FEEL LIKE GOD?

168

RAPID
TRANSIT

170

CAUGHT
IN THE UNDERTOW

171

TO
HIS BROWN-EYED MISTRESS

172

PEACE | 173

SONG,
IN DEPRECATION OF PULCHRITUDE

175

MOUNTED
POLICE

176

TO
HIS MISTRESS, DEPLORING THAT HE IS NOT AN ELIZABETHAN GALAXY

179

THE
INTRUDER

181

TIT
FOR TAT

182

SONG
FOR A LITTLE HOUSE

185

THE
PLUMPUPPETS

186

DANDY
DANDELION

190

THE
HIGH CHAIR

192

LOVE
AT FIRST SIGHT

193

AUTUMN
COLORS

197

THE
LAST CRICKET

198

TO
LOUISE

199

CHRISTMAS
EVE

203

EPITAPH
ON THE PROOFREADER OF THE ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA

204

THE
MUSIC BOX

205

TO
LUATH

209

THOUGHTS
ON REACHING LAND

212

A
SYMPOSIUM

214

TO
A TELEPHONE OPERATOR WHO HAS A BAD COLD

218

NURSERY
RHYMES FOR THE TENDER-HEARTED

219

THE
TWINS

227

A
PRINTER'S MADRIGAL

228

THE
POET ON THE HEARTH

230

O
PRAISE ME NOT THE COUNTRY

231

A
STONE IN ST. PAUL'S GRAVEYARD

235

THE
MADONNA OF THE CURB

236

THE
ISLAND

240

SUNDAY
NIGHT

242

ENGLAND,
JULY, 1913

246

CASUALTY | 250

A
GRUB STREET RECESSIONAL

251

PRELIMINARY
INSTRUCTIONS FOR A FUNERAL SERVICE

253

ILLUSTRATIONS

This hearth was built for thy delight— | Frontispiece

And by a friend's bright gift of wine,
I dedicate this house of mine

23

And of all man's felicities— | 33

A little world he feels and sees:
His mother's arms, his mother's knees—

39

The
5:42

47

And
Daddy once said he would like to be me
Having cocoa and animals once more for tea!

53

But heavy feeding complicates
The task by soiling many plates

59

How ill avail, on such a frosty night | 65
The old swimmer | 69

But
Katie, the cook, is more splendid than all—

73

Perhaps it's a ragged child crying | 79

The
Balloon Peddler

85

If you appreciate it more
Than I—why don't return it!

87

And then one night— | 93

The human cadence and the subtle chime
Of little laughters—

95

What years of youthful ills and pangs and bumps— | 103

A
Birthday

109

You must be rigid servant of your art! | 123

You came, and impudent and deuce-may-care
Danced where the gutter flamed with footlight fire

127

Hostages | 135

My eyes still pine for the comely line
Of an outbound vessel's hull

155

A man ain't so secretive, never cares
What kind of private papers he leaves lay—

165

Mounted
Police

177

Courtesy | 183

The
Plumpuppets

189

... It's hard to have to tell
How unresponsive I have found her

195

... When you see, this Great First Time,
Lit candles on a
Christmas Tree!

201

The music box | 207
Solugubrious | 217

In the midnight, like yourself,
I explore the pantry shelf!

221

The
Twins

227

O praise me not the country | 233
The wail of sickly children— | 239

Ah, does the butcher—heartless clown—
Beget that shadow on her brow?

245

TALES FROM A ROLLTOP DESK

By Christopher Morley

Illustrated By Walter Jack Duncan

CONTENTS

TALES FROM A ROLLTOP DESK
THE PRIZE PACKAGE
ADVICE TO TO LOVELORN
THE CURIOUS CASE OF KENELM DIGBY
GLORIA AND THE GARDEN OF SWEDEN
THE COMMUTATION CHOPHOUSE
THE PERT LITTLE HAT
URN BURIAL
THE BATTLE OF MANILA ENVELOPES
THE CLIMACTERIC
PUNCH AND JUDY
REFERRED TO THE AUTHOR

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